Monday, April 27, 2009

forgery

trying to conceive is about to get way more difficult...

I just POAS again, because I'm a glutton for punishment. Mr. December grabbed the test excitedly and ran to the kitchen, claiming he needed to see it in brighter light. I followed him good-naturedly. I looked down.

Two lines.

My heart skipped a beat. I felt elated. I saw -

A red marker in his hand. He forged a positive pee stick.

So yeah, ttc is going to be more difficult this time around, what with his [DELETED, because really, this was too violent and just disturbing for me to look at. I mean, really. If he typed something like that about me, we'd all be horrified. My apologies to Mr. December].

9 comments:

eve said...

Oh bah for a neg test and bah for thinking it might've been a pos. I hate POASing and try to avoid it if at all possible. Too many letdowns for me.

Eve (infertility rocks)

Michelle said...

OH MY GOD!

And, yes, it's hard TTC when your husband is sleeping on the couch... that's where mine would be if he pulled a stunt like that.

Why can't they remember that we're all jacked up on hormones and pranks might not be the best idea?

Stupid men.

FosterAbba said...

What? Mr. December is still alive?

Aurelia said...

Oh for pete's sake....what an idiot. I know he thinks he is being funny, but mine would be missing parts if he did that....

Dora said...

I guess you didn't kill him because you still need his sperm. MEN! :-/

My Reality said...

He should have to pay for that big time. I can help you plot some revenge.

Chris said...

I'm assuming you have plans for Mr. D's parts once you are pregnant?!

Dagny said...

I'd kill Mr. Dagny for that.

KILL

xoxo

Jay3fer said...

That is just plain MEEEEEEEEAN!