trying to conceive is about to get way more difficult...
I just POAS again, because I'm a glutton for punishment. Mr. December grabbed the test excitedly and ran to the kitchen, claiming he needed to see it in brighter light. I followed him good-naturedly. I looked down.
Two lines.
My heart skipped a beat. I felt elated. I saw -
A red marker in his hand. He forged a positive pee stick.
So yeah, ttc is going to be more difficult this time around, what with his [DELETED, because really, this was too violent and just disturbing for me to look at. I mean, really. If he typed something like that about me, we'd all be horrified. My apologies to Mr. December].
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Get pregnant. See heartbeat. Tell everyone. Miscarry. Get angry. Bitter. Bitter. Still bitter. Fertility testing. PCOS. Treatment. Pregnant. Hold breath... hold breath... hold breath... and exhale. Finally a mommy, minus my innocence. I am so lucky. It's not always fun, but it is entertaining... to my readers. Any resemblance to good advice, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Welcome to the dream factory.
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Oh bah for a neg test and bah for thinking it might've been a pos. I hate POASing and try to avoid it if at all possible. Too many letdowns for me.
Eve (infertility rocks)
OH MY GOD!
And, yes, it's hard TTC when your husband is sleeping on the couch... that's where mine would be if he pulled a stunt like that.
Why can't they remember that we're all jacked up on hormones and pranks might not be the best idea?
Stupid men.
What? Mr. December is still alive?
I guess you didn't kill him because you still need his sperm. MEN! :-/
He should have to pay for that big time. I can help you plot some revenge.
I'm assuming you have plans for Mr. D's parts once you are pregnant?!
I'd kill Mr. Dagny for that.
KILL
xoxo
That is just plain MEEEEEEEEAN!
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