as if.

I think I'm getting sick. I told my mom, and she was like, "get yourself some masks to wear around Kali. That way she won't get sick."

As if, mom. As if.

We nap nose to nose every morning.
When her pacifier falls on the floor, I lick it off and then give it back to her.
Sometimes she latches onto my nose and sucks the daylights out of it.
I give her my finger to suck on if she's inconsolable and there's no pacifier around.

And I'm sure there are more things that completely eliminate the possibility that she won't get my germs. It's a good thing that she gets my antibodies by nursing.

Cross your fingers that I'm just overtired and not actually sick.