... but you know what makes me laugh uncontrollably?
The phrase "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." Seriously. Because this one time I actually pictured it, and started thinking about the futility of throwing a hotdog (even a giant sausage, or to be more ambitious, a huge salami) down a hallway (even a tiny little hallway like the one that runs from my bathroom to the guest bedroom) and WHOA. Uncontrollable laughter.
Really. Take your time. Cook a hotdog. Grab it (no bun, that's cheating, or at least major "hotdog" surgery) and toss it down the hall. Javelin-style is my method of choice, but you can be creative. Watch it fly through the air. It makes no contact with the walls, there is no pleasing friction whatsoever. The hallway is completely oblivious ("um, did you throw it yet?"). And then the hotdog passes the peak of its trajectory and falls to the floor with a flaccid slap.
Can you honestly say that you've tried visualizing it, and you're not laughing? Really?
So this is why I'm chortling tonight. What makes you laugh?
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OMG I stumbled onto your blog while reading other TTC blogs and OMG I will honestly tell you I about peed my pants. That has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time , I hope the IUI goes well BABYDUST!!!!
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