Wednesday, October 28, 2009

so soon?

I have a belly.

Look, I'm not a skinny girl. I've always had a belly. I'm apple-shaped. But my belly is a LOT bigger than it was even two weeks ago. I can't button my jeans - I'm holding them together with a hair elastic, although I'm hoping to finish sewing a belly band by tomorrow.

So yeah, everyone who ever told me that you pooch out about three seconds after your bfp with baby #2 was dead on.

Also, my boobs are bigger and inexplicably warm.

So the question is, how do I keep this pregnancy under wraps for the next seven weeks?


Stacy said...

Tell everyone that you like cheeseburgers. You REALLY like cheeseburgers. LOL

Aurelia said...

Ditto Stacey, cuz really with a 2nd pregnancy, either you are fat, or pregnant. Take your pick.

Jay3fer said...

Keep your coat on! Hold Kali in front of you wherever possible. Walk a few paces behind Mr. D. and say it's because you're practicing wifely deference. Sit cross-legged and don't get up. Wear muu-muus.

Bald guys walk into a room, all they see is hair; you walk into a room, all you see is bellies. Relax... not everybody is looking.

And muu-muus are the new yoga pants!