Update from the semi-conscious.

I am so fucking tired. I slept for three hours this afternoon. Still fucking exhausted, like non-functional exhausted.

It's not our toilet that's blocked. It's the whole main stack for the house. The bigass drain pipe in the basement is FULL of water. Gross raw sewage water. Much of which has now been splashed on the bathroom floor by the man with the 25-foot toilet snake.

I think we'll sleep elsewhere tonight.