Tuesday, August 18, 2009

arrested reproduction

I must apologize to all of my vegetables. Dearies, I will not allow your fruits to stay on the vine and rot, all for the purpose of granting you children. In fact, I plan to eat you AND your potential babies. MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(harvested two pounds of beets and some carrots today)


Aurelia said...

Beat those beets up dammit.

Jay3fer said...

Um, if they were on vines, they were probably not technically beets, or carrots. :-P