Thursday, January 18, 2007

Snappy answers to stupid questions

As I picked up my prescription for more antibiotics (yup, bronchitis over here), the pharmacist asked:

"Are you on birth control pills?"

pause. then -

"no, I find not taking fertility drugs works pretty well for me. thanks."

I should not be let loose on unsuspecting civilians.

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stay tuned tomorrow morning. I will be posting the results of another cycle monitoring appointment. Place your bets now... how many follicles? which sides? how big? and of course, guess the thickness of my uterine lining!

2 comments:

The Town Criers said...

Well, I have insider information based on our conversation back at my bar, so I'm not going to spoil the contest. But that many follicles rock. I mean, if it's an IUI, you're probably not going to want to have more than 3 regardless.

Here is the sex on the beach that you ordered. And everyone is welcome at my bar--newbies and veterans...

Anonymous said...

that pharmacist didn't know what hit him!
you got me laughing, girl, thanks!
peace
shlomit